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  ̑ ؙ ϛ ̴ װ㴱 
  ¯ Ƒ  ґ. 
 Ϲ װ  Ƒב 
"ؙ  إ흀 ̑.   
̑Ӎ      . ב 
  ׿̀ Ꙙ !" 

 Ҵ ſʪ ҍ  Ż  
 ش  ſʪϙ  ؙ À. 
흙Ƒ " ץ  ള Ƒ?" 
  ๰.     қэ晐
    ⵑэ晐  
בґ   ⹰.

ƴ  ׹,  ґ  , 
. ב   ƿ ώ. 
  ؙ,  ̯ Ƒ րƑ 
   鑍 צب Ƴ.

"̑ " - 
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been 
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European 
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. 
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that 
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish 
(Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". 
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. 
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only 
will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have 
one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, 
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This 
will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling 
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated 
changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal 
of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to 
akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes 
of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as 
replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from 
vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be 
aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. 
Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil 
find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

. ב ƿ

 ̯  ؙ װ㴀  
" ׹  ݍ  .  . ב 
 Ƒ  "  왍,  Ƒ 
ґ ؙ   װ ¯
ϛ ̴ꙗ.

- Í Ƒ.


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